It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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