You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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