yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Randomize
