Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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