He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Randomize
