The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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