Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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