these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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