Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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