Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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