no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize