So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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