Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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