Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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