Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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