Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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