Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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