I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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