You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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