I hate your face
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
How does it feel to date your dad?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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