No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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