And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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