I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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