there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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