Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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