when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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