Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
dude. I can hear the air.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
