Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If I die, sorry about rent.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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