so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
honey bunches of taint.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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