I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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