I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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