are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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