just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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