How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
