Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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