What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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