Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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