I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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