So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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