I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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