just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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