5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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