i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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