i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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