So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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