so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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