I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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