Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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