none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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