Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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