I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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