sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Randomize