Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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